The Phoenix

The hardest thing in the world is to live in it.

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melodyofmyheart:

On meeting Darren Criss

 #I bet darren texted him #what’s your favorite food #what’s your favorite color #do you like animals? #like the nice ones #and little ones #I like those #and I’m rambling too much? #omg I love you #I’m talking to Harry Potter #I’M TEXTING HARRY POTTER #oh I shouldn’t have send that but #dsjkfahsjk#DAN DAN #CAN I CALL YOU DAN? #OK COOL #I LOVE YOU #and then Dan will get a voicemali of darren sobbing

#hey dan have you heard of this band called freelance whales

(Source: bonnea-archive, via hogwartskidsproblems)

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radio spokesperson:
this just in, scientists are discovering a link between sugar and child obesity
me:
no fucking way
me:
mom do you hear this
me:
why did no one tell me
me:
I feel so out of the loop
me:
this information is so shocking I'm not sure what to do with myself

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